shawnspenstar:

My friend’s dad used to work at a movie theatre where a lot of celebrities came to apparently and one time Tom Hanks came in and he was feeding tickets into the machine and couldn’t see anything so the guy up top was like “dude, that’s Tom Hanks” and her dad was like “yeah right if that’s Tom Hanks I’ll start eating these tickets” and Tom Hanks leans over the counter and whispers “start eating the tickets” 

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bananawrackspurts:

are these fall out boy songs

bananawrackspurts:

are these fall out boy songs

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striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

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garrulus:

badgerterritory:

kittykitpanda:

Sirius Black high-fiving Lily Evans every time she raises her hand in class.

what if once they learn to apparate she just raises her hand and he appears out of nowhere and gives her a high five and she’s like “???????wtf sirius” and he’s like “I KNOW WHEN I AM NEEDED” and apparates out

what if once they learn to apparate she raises her hand and when he goes for a high five she just apparates out of the way

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Huddle house w these hotties @_ohshitbritt

Huddle house w these hotties @_ohshitbritt

posted 1 day ago @ 17 Apr 2014
rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

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dennys:

Take your Dennygotchi to Denny’s and feed the both of you while socializing with other Dennygotchi. For friendship.

dennys:

Take your Dennygotchi to Denny’s and feed the both of you while socializing with other Dennygotchi. For friendship.

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sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

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garbageurl:

some days are the kind of days where you can’t measure success by how much you got accomplished but instead by how many hours you made it before you started drinking 

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isnerdy:

rj4gui4r:

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

…a doctor who built a body.

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